amoying: amoying: what do musicians put on their toast? jam
djinnanddragons: geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something: That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
tyl3rwyl3r: strider69: so my friend told me today, “you’re not forever alone, you’re forever available” and i just This is so much better it’s ridiculous.
antisociallysplendid: When on tumblr: When in public THIS IS SO TRUE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. That’s basically me with a book in my hand in public
richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
pizza: graffeti: i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you ohhh so that’s why no one ever talks to me!
vvant: let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
gofuckingnuts: I will not be impressed with technology until I can print gifs and glue them all over my room.
brothersintheimpala: Can you imagine if at one con, instead of all the actors behaving like themselves, they dressed and acted like their characters? So instead of having a panel with Jared, Jensen, and Misha, you had one with Sam, Dean, and Castiel. Because I mean, they know their characters best and I think that would be really fun and wOW IT WOULD ALMOST BE LIKE YOU’RE MEETING THE ACTUAL...
draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun. At first I was all: Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. But then I was all like: GENIUS! PURE...
ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then? oh
skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
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wantstobelieve: stid: you said bubblebatch’s shower scene got cut because it’s unnecessary to the plot and served only to objectify? well that movie also had a scene of a lady in her undies which was unnecessary to the plot and served only to objectify. i say if there’s going to be unnecessary lady skin in a…